Adsense by Google

Those bastards! They searched for pictures of dead Kenny!!

So, I was going to exploit my blog in a desperate grab for cash by using adsense by Google to place an ad or two on here. Nothing big, I get so much money if a person clicks or views an ad while on my page, once i reach so much money I receive a check from them. So, I sign up and put in my little URL that has blogger in it, which every one knows is a google site by now. They tell me that I will have a response telling me whether I am approved or disapproved of their product. This morning I receive and email from them informing me that they have rejected my application because the site I provided them with was down when they visited it and they cannot afford to put ads on a site that is not fully functioning.

I facepalmed. Then I LOL'd. They rejected putting ads on their own site because it is not fully functioning, yet I see ads all the time on here. Omg, I think this is irony at its best people. 

The Cute Epidemic- Best plague we have had yet

The cute epidemic. LoL cats rule the web, along with any other animal that can be photographed doing "cutesy" things. Personally I find looking at cute pictures a revolting waste of my time and I use a lot of my internetz being revolted at the thought of myself. I am so ashamed that instead of looking up how to train my cat to do cute things or how to be a ninja(not that i need training in that) I am "lol'ing" at cats with very bad grammar and spelling.
However this epidemic is the best plague in years, for instead of wasting away into a pile of bones we are all gaining so much weight that the world could do an all jabba the hut reenactment of star wars. This in itself is enough to keep many virgin nerds sitting at their desks, going "gimme, gimme gimme". 
And while lol cats and any other cute animal or fruit or anything may be a HUGE waste of my precious PC storage, it is a lot less shocking to find them rather than an expansive collection of naked people doing the horizontal mambo. So for your viewing pleasure I have included a few favorites of the oh-so-charming cute epidemic. May we all become LOL-zombies.

The Holy Church of Bacon

    Bacon is a glorious, glorious thing. Made from the semi fatty part of a pig and smoked to a perfection. Fry it up and do anything with it. They have chocolate covered bacon you know! Some people even wear bacon(though I wouldnt recommend that)
    I find bacon to be a universal understanding among meat lovers(vegans, sorry but....you guys just are really missing out). If you like meat, you love bacon. its why you never see individual sized portions of bacon at the store. I mean if i smell bacon i am so going to find the source of that smell and eat the source of that smell.
They have an entire website and church dedicated to the loveliness of bacon. You want the link? yes you do! Church of Bacon Wiki Now go to this place, worship the holiest of meats and feel like a fatty.