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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Sometime in the Near Future

I hope to have a boyfriend, or boytoy, whichever. I just wanna have fun with a personfo the opposite sex really. I also hope to be in college and have a job that supports my needs. I wanna become better at HTML and that sort of thing. I wanna get my library card and actually read a book that I pick out. I wanna visit planned parenthood and get condoms, mostly for the fact of having the, secondly for the use. I hope to have a cell phone with texting. I hope to still be co-owner of a most wonderful forum. I hope to have finally made friends up here to where I can go to their house and spend the night and know its gonna be fun, my idea of fun.
I wanna go fishing on lake michigan.

I wanna kiss a guy. 

I wanna lay in the grass in the sun and get the most perfect tan I have ever got. I wanna look at the world and only see happiness, peace and a clean gulf. I wanna look at a person and tell them "hi" and have the greatest conversation int he world and never see that person again. I want to have more knowledge than I do now.

I wanna live.
 I wanna love.

I want to be a better version of me.

Things I would rather do than the dishes

1. Stab my eyes out with a rusty wooden spoon
2. eat moldy playdoh
3. get attacked by lesbian zombies
4. be eaten alive by mice
5. watch porn
6. make porn
7. go snowboarding
8. go swimming
9. get a sunburn in the form of lace
10. wear a diaper
11. have an alligator bite me in the ass
12. watch twilight
13. watch any crappy vampire movie(oh wait that was the only one)
14. fall in love with a gay man

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