Beards

Beards, ah wonderful, manly hairy beards. They are so awesome! A beard is the ultimate show of testoterone. Real men are too busy wrestling bears, fishing, and bringing home the bacon to take time to shave.
Who are you?
A man? or a little sissy girl playing with her dollies?
Granted, Im not telling every man with the ability to emit hair from their face to start growing a full blown beard.
 But every man needs a little fuzz on his face. I mean come one, there are like a gazillion different things to do with facial hair, and every single one of them are better than a bare face. especially if you have an ass for a chin.
Men like Seth Rogen.

and Zack Galifinikis (yes i probably spelled that wrong)

are real men. their beards, or man fuzz are hot. If I let any guy take advantage of me, it would be one of them, for sure. Their hairy, beastly manliness is what I'm talking about, i mean damn.