Poems from recent hours.

The Black Plague

Peace, I say.
War not!
You filthy mongrels.
This precious substance
Is not a need,
But simply, an
Unwillingness to
Suffer, like
Them poor,
Poor creatures
That slowly
Die, inside the
Black Vortex
Once called home.



Summer

Wondering out on this pier
A lonely seagull dissapears.
Into a flash of the sun.
I hear a splash,
Summer has begun.



Gossip

Cruely, I spread
This disease.
She said what?
He did who?
The notes pass,
The looks flash,
And the tears
begin.
Another high school career
Has been ruined.

Summer= Racy Paperback Novels?

So during the rest of the year, I feel so intellectual. I read shakespeare and all them other things they call "literature" and enjoy it and love it. Every year I also make a pact to myself that I will continue this act through the summer. And every year I pick up a racy paperback while sitting by the pool or lounging out on the grass. WTH!? I do not need these smut novels smearing my mind with sexual nonsense. I mean really? I already know what the novel is going to entail. She goes somewhere, she sees him, they argue and eventually have sex and reluctantly fall in love. Save a few small twists, this is how the stories all go. So why do I pick them up? Is it because they are an easy read, a quick escape that requires no real mental thought? Idk, hopefully I find better ways to spend my summer days.

I just made a little kid cry

I feel bad...kinda. I mean its funny because he is a cry baby and stuff but like yeah i didnt mean to do what i did. He was balancing on the arm of the chair and i kinda shoved him(not as hard as you would think) and i thought he would just reach out with his other arm and grab hold of the couch and he didnt. he fell. It was pretty funny. I was trying to make him feel better but I didnt haha. he just got mad at me and shoved my laptop shut and then told me he hated me. eh, he wont balance on the arm of the chair anymore will he??? lmao. I am such a horrible person.

Water Joe= Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Dun-na-nun!!! Water Joe! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, you morons, its Water Joe. Part water, part awesome, this water has a serious kick. What is this awesome you ask? What is this kick you ask? I will tell you! Its caffeine, YES CAFFEINE!  Just plain ol' water with caffeine in it. I think a very ingenious idea indeed. Plus you know those nifty powders that ahve the caffeine in them already? stick one of them in your Water Joe and wah lah! double caffeine brother. You just got yourself the best thing since regular Water Joe. So, now, go buy yourselves a few bottles of this stuff, drink it, and be amazed. Then email water joe and let them know that I am doing their PR for them so I can maybe make a bit of money. =D

Yeah another one.

This is seriously what I do all day lol. Blog, blog blog. So this time i come to you with an original drink mix. Okay, honestly, I dont know if it is really original. All I know is that I was in the kitchen, there was malibu in the fridge and I wanted a drink. So I created something in my little mind and it actually tastes good.

So you take equal parts lemon juice and Melon Malibu, mix. Then add Perrier Lemon Mineral water to taste, ice and shake, or stir, whichever.

 It tastes really good. You get all of the elements of each ingredient with out it being overpowering.

Tiger Woods: The Men like Him.

Alright, so everyone knows Tiger Woods. Famous for putting going balls deep into more than one kind of hole. But what I am hear to rant about today is the men and women like him. Cheaters, and ones who apologize and expect to be forgiven. You committed adultry. You slept with another person after giving promise to another that you wouldnt. That right there should be enough guilt to stop any cheater in their tracks, but sadly it isnt. Men and women like that are no good. You have broken your sacred word. You have lied to both yourself, and at least one other human being. 

And I dont care if you have issues with your image or whatever, you dont need to prove your self worth by becoming a worse person than before. Sex is no way to prove your self, its no way to show people what you are made of. Life is not a porn, so people dont need to have sex with everybody. Find hobbies that dont include you and someone elses body parts, maybe work on your relationship with the person. People dont deserve to be cheated on.

What pisses me off even more is the people who cheat on their SOs and then apologize and think everything is going to be okay. I mean really? People say "I'm sorry" all the time for things they are not sorry for, what makes your sorry any different? You may really mean it but no one knows that. If you were really sorry you wouldnt have done it in the first place. And who says you are not going to do it again. Yeah you may say so, but you have already broke your word once, why not do it again? So you dont deserve to get a second chance, you deserve to be alone. The person you cheated on should leave you, let you feel the emotions of being hurt like you hurt them. and dont come crawling back, that is just pathetic and shows how desperate you are to be in control of someone to be playing a game of yo-yo. and dont say you love them, because if you truly loved them, then none of this would have happened.  I mean seriously, if you wanted casual sex you should have stayed single and had casual sex, not get with some one and lead them on.

So go ahead and feel sorry for yourself because you are all alone and no one is leading your pity parade. You deserve it.

Abortion: An Interesting Proposal

I have always been pro-life, with limitations. I believe that if you had access to the proper forms of birth control and did not use them then you should pay the consequences for having unprotected sex. I also believe that woman involved in a pregnancy by rape situation should be able to have the chance to get an abortion if they so choose. Or if a woman was mentally insane and her husband, guardian, whatever thought it best to abort that it should be okay. Because I know every life has its exceptions.

The other day though, I was talking with a young man I hung out with and we were discussing the opportunity to have sex. Sex in itself is no big deal if you have birth control and are both properly tested. However, he brought up the fact that if we were in the heat of the moment and neither of us had any form of birthcontrol to use/in use, if I would still have sex with him. I said that I would. Then he asks, "What if you got pregnant?". I was gonna reply "I would get an abortion" when I realized...I would be what I preach against. Them damn horny girls who cant take a few minutes out of their day to stick a condom in her purse or take a little pill. And I thought to myself, "wow, no one has ever made me think, what if it was me?"

And now that I think about I still stand by what I have said. I would not get an abortion, I would bring that baby into this world and give it the best life I could possibly give. I would explore every option, be it raising it myself, or giving it up for adoption, or giving legal guardianship to my wonderful, childless aunt. It also made me go to the store and buy condoms and also research prices on the plan B emergency contraceptive. I will be prepared when I have sex, and after sex I will be prepared for the worst, but positive of the best. Because I am not going to have an abortion, I am not going to have a life inside me turned into just another, depressing statistic.