1. Stab my eyes out with a rusty wooden spoon
2. eat moldy playdoh
3. get attacked by lesbian zombies
4. be eaten alive by mice
5. watch porn
6. make porn
7. go snowboarding
8. go swimming
9. get a sunburn in the form of lace
10. wear a diaper
11. have an alligator bite me in the ass
12. watch twilight
13. watch any crappy vampire movie(oh wait that was the only one)
14. fall in love with a gay man
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